The Jukebox is back with a vengeance

Those who played Prologue, might remember that at the start of each day, you had to set up the bar’s jukebox by picking a song. Well, here you have the updated version of the beloved jukebox!

The game will feature all tracks from previous versions plus all the new ones good ol’ Michael has been teasing. Now, instead of having to handle one huge playlist, you can just pick the 12 you feel like listening that day and enjoy them! Click on the song to add them and use the right click to remove them from the list! You can also rearrange them once on the list by dragging one on top another.

Don’t wanna pick songs? We have a Shuffle function that lets you fill the list at random! Want to save a particular playlist for a special day? Save your playlist and them Load them when you want to!

Oh, and those tabs on the top of the window? Use them to see more pages with more songs! Some might have to be unlocked after some event or bought from the store. 

Now, if you’ll excuse us, we’re going back to the grind.

You can finally see how shitposting looks like in the year 207X

Jill’s apartment is one of the last features to complete before the start of the closed beta with you gals, and I figured I should share some gifs of the work so far while we finish it.

The shop it’s obviously not complete yet as there’s much more items than what you see right now, but here you can see how it works so far. There’s also more customization aspects we’ll show in a few days once they’re fully implemented, so the fun doesn’t stop at just buying things! you will be able to express yourself through her apartment’s design.

You’ll know what I’m talking about next week… on videogame magazines…

Let’s talk about dick size word count. Word count in Visual Novels is usually flaunted the same way one would flaunt dick size. Here’s a nice list of the longest Visual Novels, and 1.3m words is honestly madness. Just like dick size, if it’s too...

Let’s talk about dick size word count.

Word count in Visual Novels is usually flaunted the same way one would flaunt dick size. Here’s a nice list of the longest Visual Novels, and 1.3m words is honestly madness. Just like dick size, if it’s too short you better have some skills to back them up, but if it’s too long you’ll scare people and/or leave them sore.

But dick size word count is usually a good measure of time… measure that, thanks to the branching nature of visual novels might not be exact. You might have 100k words, but if you have 10 routes the player will only see 10k or so each time.

Anyway, we’re here to flaunt our dick size give you an estimate of the full game’s length by using word counts.

the-year-of-the-wolf-deactivate asked:

Man, I've been waiting for this game for what feels like years. … With all of the new games scheduled for release this holiday season, I have my fingers crossed that this one will be available then, because between you and me, I'm MOST excited about THIS game coming out. Keep it up guys!

Whenever we read something like this; that someone is more excited for Valhalla than stuff like Fallout 4 or even MGSV, it makes us feel stronger ;_;

We’re working hard so everyone can play this before the year ends, and words like these gives the team a lot of energy in the middle of the eternal crunch.

Thanks!